Though more modern people than ever before scoff at religion, it’s important to know how religions are thinking because the majority of people in this world still follow religion and let it guide their sexual practices and opinions. There are even sex therapists in most denominations of religions to help their followers have the best sex possible. That is the thing that binds people together – not matter what their opinions. We all just want to get laid, and get it good!
It all starts when Hannah, a character on the TV show Girls goes on a yoga retreat with her mom. She is pretty much miserable the whole time, because she hates the great outdoors and finds the food less than stellar compared to the fine NYC fare she is used to. Hannah also thinks that a lot of the exercises are kind of cheesy, and is annoyed by the no phones policy, since as a classic millennial she is glued to her mobile device. However, on this terrible weekend for Hannah, there is one super hero. The yoga instructor. She gives Hannah some sound advice and they start to hang out together in a sauna. The attraction is undeniable, and things start to turn steamy. The lesbian duo starts to make out, and then Hannah goes down on her teacher.
Bill, the husband of pornstar Ryder Sky says that explaining the situation to friends and family is usually awkward. Plus, the sex is not as amazing as you might think. Ryder can’t have sex before she shoots, and she might be too sore after shooting to fuck her hubby. Bill says that they schedule sex around her sex schedule. Ryder also doesn’t wear her wedding ring even when she is just on set and not shooting because she doesn’t want people to typecast her as a MILF. However, Ryder says she doesn’t orgasm in porn and keeps that special thing for her husband.
Leprechauns are mystical creatures who are short little guys that keep their pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. If you ever run into one, there are many myths and legends about how you can trick him into getting that gold, but beware because leprechauns also have some tricks up their sleeves. These creatures are usually portrayed by midgets in porn so if you like that kind of thing, just look up some leprechaun porn to keep celebrating St. Patrick’s Day!
Old Nick says that he started doing porn after he got divorced, and that he doesn’t actually make much money from making the XXX movies. He mainly just gets his travel expenses covered. “What I do in my private life is my business not the university’s. I haven’t told anyone there,” Nick told The Sun. Everyone should be able to do whatever they want, including starring in a porn movie if that’s what they want to do!
In the 90’s version of the show, Xena: Princess Warrior, the star of the show, Xena had a sidekick named Gabrielle. There was clearly a lesbian tension or subtext, but in those more conservative days, the relationship could never be fully explored on television. The executive producer of the new reboot, Javier Grillo-Marxuach wrote on Tumblr, “There is no reason to bring back ‘Xena’ if it is not there for the purpose of fully exploring a relationship that could only be shown subtextually in first-run syndication in the 1990s.”
An ad by Lane Bryant features several plus size models, including Ashley Graham, in lingerie or even in the buff doing things like yoga and even one shot of a full figured woman breastfeeding. Overall the ad is supposed to be something of a love letter to bodies that don’t fit the mold of a skinny mini, and seeks to empower women, but those networks may not appreciate the nude quality of the ad, or maybe they just don’t like ads that feature plus sized women, since there are ads with implied nudity on TV all the time, with regular sized women. However, for NBC at least, it seems to be the sexuality that they want to put the kibosh on. “As part of the normal advertising standards process, we reviewed a rough cut of the ad and asked for minor edits to comply with broadcast indecency guidelines,” one rep told The New York Daily News.
“I want to thank my family and everybody for all your love, support and prayers. I’m overwhelmed and grateful for what lies ahead. I’m ready.” Jeremy Meeks, the hot felon who went viral due to his mugshot, wrote on one of the first photos he took when he got out of prison, which was with Jim Jordan, his new manager at White Cross Management. Jeremy is actually a married man, much to the chagrin of women everywhere, and he has a family. He hopes that modeling will be able to provide his family with a different life that will not include crime, and it seems like it will! Jim Jordan says that they are talking with a lot of different modeling agencies and that there are even movie deals on the table. “I never thought that everyone in the world would recognise me for my looks, so I feel extremely blessed and very thankful.” Blessed indeed, said the collective mind of women everywhere.
Lisa gives sports stars some advice. First of all, she tells them to bring their own condoms and then flush them down the toilet when they are done. This will avoid any condoms with holes poked as an attempt to get a pregnancy and a big payday, or any DNA evidence that his dick was there. She also tells them to have sex with cuties in a hotel room and leave their important stuff in the hotel safe. That will make sure that chicks can’t take pictures of their IDs or other identifying information. She also advises guys to be careful about listening to their friends who egg them on into doing things they don’t really care about doing. Only do the chicks that your cock tells you that you want to do! Don’t let testosterone or machismo get in the way…
Apparently, users upload porn videos to Instagram with hashtags that are in Arabic, making them difficult for Instagram QA overseers to track. Tech blogger Jed Ismael is the one who discovered the porn movies. “Users seem to find a way around the policy, by using non English terms or hashtags. I came across this discovery by searching for the hashtag “افلام” which means movies in Arabic.” Jed wrote on his blog, explaining how these movies are found on Instagram. So it seems that Instagram doesn’t necessarily scan their images for nudity, but more so go by the hashtags because they have banned a number of sexual hashtags in English, but not in other languages.